The Crow Masticators

The Crow Masticators is an auditory shitpost disguised as a podcast.

Series
The Crow youtube channel hosts a myriad of shitposty content. The main staples of the channel are:

The Crow Masticators Podcast
Basically just the PCP but more autistic and way worse.

Crow Shit Cast
An iconic series in which no effort was put in to produce. Debatably the best or worst series on the channel.

Larva and Phoggi's Mirror Matches
A series in which Unusual Caterpillar and Phoggi play Yu-Gi-Oh, sometimes with others around.

Make Videos Larva
An upgraded version of Crow Shit Cast, in which the main premise is to get Larva to make videos. It usually fails.

Solo Podcasts
These include:

-Magos' Taxidermy Shack

-Weeb's Masturbation Station

-Ninja's Egoleveling Chamber

-Outlaw's Cremation Furnace

The Crow Masticators Speed Dating Gauntlet
The crow Speed Dating Gauntlet is a multi-hour epic in which contestants break their limits by staying up for as long as possible and answering speed dating questions.

Current Champion: Orca / Cynic (cage match for undisputed title when?)

And others idk i'm not a fukin mexican immigrant writing all these pages

Death
Will soon envelop us all