Phoggi

Phoggi is the Official Crow Masticator Treasurer and most closeted gay member of the Crows. He's insecure about his severely gay inflection, which he also bullies Orca for despite Orca's apparent straightness.

Phoggi has come out as straight several times to the Crows, but so far, no one has believed him. "'Phoggi is a gay good boy' - Orca Real Ones"

Early Life
Phoggi was born in some year at some place that I think might have been the US.

Life With The Crows
Phoggi made a name for himself in the Circlejerk Masturbators by messing with Kobaedas, an all powerful and loving god. She and Mayce (her zombie slave) killed him together and he is now currently and hopefully forever dead. However, his left arm is still sentient and makes evil edits to her wiki page sometimes.

The ghost of Phoggi visits Orca's grave each and every day, yet he does not shed any tears. He will cry when his work is done, when he has avenged his fallen friend, when he has destroyed the blue pill alliance.

Trivia

 * Baby come back
 * You can blame it all on me